Your shining eyes pierced my soul
When all I wanted was to live in darkness
Your loving arms were without reach
Even when all I wanted to smell was my own fartness.

You loved and loved me,
Even while I tried to push you away,
But where all I saw was shadows of myself,
You lit the way.

You would never give up,
Though I gave you many reasons to
Especially the time I acidentally
Peed on your shoe.


Sorry about that,
But I really had to go
And once it is started
There is no way to stop the flow.

Your spirit is brighter
Than Mother Theresa's
But withour her clothes on
I really don't want to see her

Sexy, bright, and fun
is all about you
Even if you
Still have a smelly shoe.


Crap, this started out well.

:D

:liz: :liz:


till I got to fartness I thought it was going to be a real poem. At least you got it in the right forum :rachel:

Didn't you see the ending to yours?

:pinch:

I'm afraid

I wrote lots of poetry today!

I decided to take a whole day off and have fun.

The poor internet world hates me now!

never :sadhug:

I think I am most proud of my cat and hamster thread at ST.

Yeah, I set my goals high!

:damar:

there is something to be said for goals that can be achieved

:blink:

Thanks, I think