His legs are long
His eyes glow
Looking at him naked
makes nach's penis grow

His strong right arm
and his compassionate heart
make up for the his demeanor
and smelly farts.

He'll punch you in the face
And say get my coffee,
When all he really wants
Is Nach wrapped in toffee.

His sexual frustration
Is unlike any other
If he can't have Nach,
He'll go after his brother

Beware the beast
That is Hedo's sex drive,
He'll strap on you,
And take you for a drive

He won't stop at red lights
Or even for a cop,
He'll keep on going,
Until he pops.

When's it over,
And all is said and done,
He'll look you straight in the eye and say,
"Well, Nach, looks like you won."

#2.

Alone in a room
Hedo's all tied up
Captured by his tormentor
Who's ready to erupt

Stuggles to break free
His efforts are in vain
Nach smile evilly
His love, soon to rain.

Cries of terror
Erupt from Hedo's mouth
Nach laughs like a demon
As he grabs down south

Much to his dismay,
His hand grabs thin air
As he comes to realize
Hedo's crotch is bare.

"I can't believe I went to this trouble
I am so mad at you, mister
Only to find out
That you are hung like your sister"

Releasing his bonds,
Hedo went his merry way
And gave thanks to God
For having surgery that day.

He praised his doctor
And told him thanks for the operation
But the doctor replied
'There was no need for castration'

"We put you on the table
And brought the knife out.
But pulling down your pants,
Couldn't figure what the fuss was about"

"You suffer from delusions of granduer
And that is what Nach likes
But if he knew the truth about you,
he'd surely scream in fright.

"My nurses are in therapy
For seeing something so small
We broke out the microscopes
But couldn't find anything at all"

"Scoot along now,
Nach knows the truth,
Don't worry anymore,
He no longer wants in your booth"

:duck: Mine eyes, Mine eyes :blink:

Let's face it Damar, you have nothing on...




Hedo Hedo,
I want to know more about your Labido
You hate this Brit,
You make out that I wash weekly in shit

You would like to kill us all,
Except for one
He will always be there,
When all is said and done

His name is Nacht
He certainly wants to peek inside your hatch
You will both get it on
Whilst he sings his song

No truer love has been seen
Just look at his posts, you know he's keen
So don't be a snob
And caress his.....




Or




Hedo, Hedo,
Where did you go?
Nacht wants your love
And desires to see you from above

If your feeling kind of thirsty
He's got a special juice
But you'll have to get dirty
And take some of his abuse

He wants you now
He'd like it hard
He doesn't care how
And he'll give you his card

Damar will join in too
So they can both see what you can do
You don't have to be submissive
They like a good fight
Just record it so we don't miss it
And give us all a fright.



:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

WTF

I was not even a member here

we knew you were coming, so we wrote some poems :violet:

:liz: :liz: :liz: :liz:

Poor Hedo :P

Your all crazy, I tell you !! Crazy