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Title: What Heather got for Valentine's Day
Description: Since she says she can't read it...


Damar - February 14, 2010 09:37 PM (GMT)
So I got her one of those oversized Valentine's Day cards, had the kids sign it, and then i wrote her a little love poem....

Roses are red,
But you didn't get any today,
If it upsets you that much,
My skin, you may flay

There are times I make you smile,
And others you grumble,
But in the '77 AFC championship game
Even you know it was a fumble

Just like in the Snow-Bowl game
And the immaculate incompletion,
But everytime you wear a bikni,
It causes a secretion

Don't doubt my love for you,
Don't doubt it ever,
For you know that I do,
And will forever.

I haven't opened my card yet.

I hope she wrote me a poem about love and football as well.

:violet:

spocklet - February 14, 2010 09:39 PM (GMT)
Nice, Damar. :thumbsup:

boots73521 - February 14, 2010 11:03 PM (GMT)
You are indeed such an incurable romantic, Damar. Nice poem too... :thumbsup:

Heather - February 15, 2010 12:14 AM (GMT)
I never saw any football games in 77. I was a baby :p

js - February 15, 2010 01:05 AM (GMT)
Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name
I've got OCD
And my poetry skills are also lacking.

DNesh - February 15, 2010 02:34 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (js @ Feb 14 2010, 05:05 PM)
Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name
I've got OCD
And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Damar...I think he is trying to tell you something..... :liz:


I love my card TW gave me. On the front Cupid flew into a telephone pole wire. When you press the card Cupid lights up...blinks on & off...and, you can see clear through to his skeleton. He is also mumbling incoherntly, "What the...Ouch, ouch, ouch...oy..who put that pole there...oh, that's gonna leave a mark...somebody unplug me....Son-of-a...." And...you can hear all the electrocution noises..... :blink:

Leave it to an electrician to bring home this card.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

magentastorm - February 15, 2010 08:23 AM (GMT)
:lol: That sounds like an awesome card Nesh

Aw Damar, once again your poetry has made me smile :p

AWOLangel - February 15, 2010 07:58 PM (GMT)
very nice damar

FlyingPope - February 16, 2010 06:55 PM (GMT)
:whoop:

Damar - February 17, 2010 05:51 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (FlyingPope @ Feb 16 2010, 02:55 PM)
:whoop:

Oh, hush, poopers, I sent you a valentine's day card too.

But I sent it via the canadian Olympic committee, so,

they probably screwed that up too.

:violet:

js - February 17, 2010 05:54 AM (GMT)
*sniffle* *sniffle* but but why didn't you send ME one?!

spocklet - February 17, 2010 11:31 AM (GMT)
:eating:



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